23, Bay Area
I'm into earth tones, birth stones, and erogenous zones.
Yes, yes, it’s very sad that you’re attracted to men. There, there, blow your nose on your marriage certificate. Bundle up with your significant other’s income, I’m sure it’ll keep you warm at night.
if that’s not warm enough, bask in the glow of your family’s approval of your hetero relationship.
very important announcement
today is official Treat Yourself Day
October 13th, the original air date of that Parks & Rec episode
please remember to treat yourself today it is very important